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Twenty Guys You Date in Your Twenties: (Funny Dating Book for Women, Online Dating Book for Women) Kindle Edition

4.4 4.4 out of 5 stars 113 ratings

A bitingly funny field guide to modern love from the woman who's dated them all.

Through highly relatable anecdotes from a decade of dating,Twenty Guys You Date in Your Twenties dives into the joys, frustrations, and hilarity of swiping right on relationships.

After a world-shattering breakup in her early twenties, comedian Gabi Conti logged thousands of hours on dating apps, conducting research and gathering intel on our behalf. Real and relatable, this dating guide is laugh-out-loud funny without being prescriptive or cynical.

• Each chapter focuses on a different type of guy and offers advice on how to deal, from The Guy Who's Great on Paper to The Guy Who Texts "sup" at 2 a.m.
• Includes charts, quizzes, and "Boy Bingo"
• Captures the frustrations, heartache, and hilarity of Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, OkCupid, and all other online dating apps

For the modern, app-using woman, this hilarious dating guide profiles 20 stereotypical men, from their physical appearance and dating style to red flags, tips, and success stories.

Filled with charts and quizzes, hysterical anecdotes, and helpful insight from therapists and dating coaches, these pages offer advice and humor in equal measure.

• Offers sincere advice to cope with dating app horror stories
• Great for fans of
How to Date Men When You Hate Men by Blythe Roberson, Bye Felipe: Disses, Dick Pics, and Other Delights of Modern Dating by Alexandra Tweten and HEY, U UP? (For a Serious Relationship) by Emily Axford and Brian Murphy
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The Guy Who Got Away The Guy Who's Much Older The Guy Who's Great on Paper The Guy Who's Long Distance The Guy You Can't Remember
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Taste Watermelon Smirnoff vodka Cigars Vegan gluten-free pizza Airplane nuts Mayonnaise
Look Popped collar, puka shell necklace, and strategically spiked hair Hair on his head is a different color than the hair on his body... What you say you want in a guy, but you're actually not attracted to Those 3-5 photos you show friends of the guy you're "kind of sort of seeing" Has eyes
Sound "The One Who Got Away" (Acoustic) by Katy Perry The tick of the clock in 60 Minutes "Everything You Want" by Vertical Horizon The one song... your song. (He has no clue you have a song.) The hum of a football game on TV
Smell Cafeteria french fries frying Aftershave and high SPF Opening a brand-new textbook The fuel of a jet plane mixed with the aroma of Auntie Anne' pretzels Stale beer
Feel Like the luckiest girl in high school So young Shower sex Hopefully exciting butterflies mixed with a sinking sadness when you realize it's going to be a while until you see each other again Indifferent

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About the Author

Gabi Conti is a podcast and talk show host, writer, comedian, journalist, and dating expert. She lives in Los Angeles.

Product details

  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B086NZGCTX
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Chronicle Books LLC (May 26, 2020)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ May 26, 2020
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 25452 KB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 144 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.4 4.4 out of 5 stars 113 ratings

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Gabi Conti is an author, dating expert, host, writer, and comedian. Her book 20 Guys You Date In Your 20s, comes out on May 26th, but can pre-order it now. Gabi gained national attention with her article and video for Cosmopolitan I Went on 30 Dates In 3 Days. The video got picked up by Daily Mail, and then she appeared on Access Hollywood, Inside Edition, Doctors, 97.1 AMP Radio, and Daily Mail TV.

Gabi is a contributing writer for Cosmopolitan. She currently hosts a daily entertainment news talk show called Hot On Hollywire on Youtube, Vizio, and SamsungTV. Gabi has also hosted Street Smarts for BrotherHQ's and wrote and hosted 423 episodes of The Elite Daily Show for Verizon's go90. Gabi performs stand-up and storytelling all over Los Angeles. She covered the Tribeca Film Festival for Nespresso with NYMag, has done an industrial for DAQRI, commercials for Credit Karma, Oats Overnight. Gabi has also appeared on Bravo's Vanderpump Rules, VH1's Candidly Nicole and VH1's The Walk of Shame Shuttle. She has contributed to Hello Giggles, Elite Daily, Brit+Co, and Popsugar. Gabi has worked for Comedy Central's @Midnight, The Jeselnik Offensive, The Burn and Important Things With Demetri Martin, before pivoting to the digital space after the success of her sketch group Half Day Today! Gabi's pilot This One Time @ Camp was a finalist in Just For Laughs Stand-up and Pitch Contest, which led to her selling her web series There's No Place Like Home to Elite Daily. Gabi's other pilot Ex-Communication was a finalist in NYTVF.

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4.4 out of 5 stars
4.4 out of 5
113 global ratings
A very cute book!
4 Stars
A very cute book!
I may be waaaaay older than 20 but this book was still fun!I was lucky to meet my lobster 🦞 when I was 14!⁣⁣BUT - it wasn’t smooth sailing or a clear path, and it wasn’t til our 20’s that we realized it was probably meant to be.⁣⁣⁣⁣So, although I didn’t “date” in my 20’s - my guy does fall under a lot of the “types” in this book!⁣⁣⁣⁣When we first met he was:⁣⁣#2 🔥 The Guy that is hotter than me⁣⁣⁣⁣and also:⁣⁣#9 😎 The Guy that is cooler than me⁣⁣⁣⁣I was super Wayne’s World (“I’m not worthy!”) and so he then became:⁣⁣#1 😭 The Guy who got away⁣⁣⁣⁣But thankfully, a few years later he became The Guy who came back. 🕺🏻Schwing!⁣⁣⁣⁣And now he’s #20:⁣⁣⁣⁣💕 The Guy who’s my person⁣⁣⁣⁣Whether you are a serial dater, unlucky in love, a hopeless romantic or just looking for a few giggles, TWENTY GUYS YOU DATE IN YOUR TWENTIES will delight you with her silly dating stories (and the actual guys reactions years later!) quizzes and games, and even advice from experts.⁣⁣⁣⁣It’s a humorous, relatable collection that’s chock full of snark and hilarity, that you definitely should consider swiping right on!⁣⁣
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Reviewed in the United States on August 21, 2020
I absolutely loved this book. As someone (finally) happily married in my mid thirties, I very much related to waaaay too many of these dating tropes. Gabi manages to make the often soul-crushing experience of dating in our twenties a heartwarming adventure rife with hilarious true tales and anecdotes. It made me cheer on Gabi and my former self just a little bit. If you’re in your twenties, absolutely get this and feel seen, and if you’re older than your twenties you will absolutely love (or maybe cringe through) the walk down memory lane. The book is formatted beautifully and is comprised of easy-to-snack-on chapters & amazing graphics, though if you’re like me you’ll devour it all in one sitting. Get it, read it, love it and share it with your favorite boozy book club.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 11, 2022
A great read for the beach this summer! I was dying by the end of each chapter to see what the ex’s had to say. While I may not be in my 20s or dated a ton before getting married, I could relate to a lot of it and appreciated Gabi’s candor and humor. Definitely get a physical copy as the graphics in this book are SO fun.
Reviewed in the United States on December 15, 2020
I LOVED this book! I devoured it in a very lonely time in my life and I literally felt like I was hanging out with my best friend, drinking wine, talking about the highs and lows of dating. Aesthetically the book is BEAUTIFUL and colorful, but the writing is extremely impressive! Tons of voice, humor, heart and WISE, expert-level dating advice. Honestly, this is the PERFECT Christmas Gift because it's a fab book, but also SUPER gorgeous and fun to look at!
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Reviewed in the United States on July 9, 2020
I may be waaaaay older than 20 but this book was still fun!

I was lucky to meet my lobster 🦞 when I was 14!
⁣⁣
BUT - it wasn’t smooth sailing or a clear path, and it wasn’t til our 20’s that we realized it was probably meant to be.⁣⁣
⁣⁣
So, although I didn’t “date” in my 20’s - my guy does fall under a lot of the “types” in this book!⁣⁣
⁣⁣
When we first met he was:⁣⁣
#2 🔥 The Guy that is hotter than me⁣⁣
⁣⁣
and also:⁣⁣
#9 😎 The Guy that is cooler than me⁣⁣
⁣⁣
I was super Wayne’s World (“I’m not worthy!”) and so he then became:⁣⁣
#1 😭 The Guy who got away⁣⁣
⁣⁣
But thankfully, a few years later he became The Guy who came back. 🕺🏻Schwing!⁣⁣
⁣⁣
And now he’s #20:⁣⁣
⁣⁣
💕 The Guy who’s my person⁣⁣
⁣⁣
Whether you are a serial dater, unlucky in love, a hopeless romantic or just looking for a few giggles, TWENTY GUYS YOU DATE IN YOUR TWENTIES will delight you with her silly dating stories (and the actual guys reactions years later!) quizzes and games, and even advice from experts.⁣⁣
⁣⁣
It’s a humorous, relatable collection that’s chock full of snark and hilarity, that you definitely should consider swiping right on!⁣⁣
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4.0 out of 5 stars A very cute book!
Reviewed in the United States on July 9, 2020
I may be waaaaay older than 20 but this book was still fun!

I was lucky to meet my lobster 🦞 when I was 14!
⁣⁣
BUT - it wasn’t smooth sailing or a clear path, and it wasn’t til our 20’s that we realized it was probably meant to be.⁣⁣
⁣⁣
So, although I didn’t “date” in my 20’s - my guy does fall under a lot of the “types” in this book!⁣⁣
⁣⁣
When we first met he was:⁣⁣
#2 🔥 The Guy that is hotter than me⁣⁣
⁣⁣
and also:⁣⁣
#9 😎 The Guy that is cooler than me⁣⁣
⁣⁣
I was super Wayne’s World (“I’m not worthy!”) and so he then became:⁣⁣
#1 😭 The Guy who got away⁣⁣
⁣⁣
But thankfully, a few years later he became The Guy who came back. 🕺🏻Schwing!⁣⁣
⁣⁣
And now he’s #20:⁣⁣
⁣⁣
💕 The Guy who’s my person⁣⁣
⁣⁣
Whether you are a serial dater, unlucky in love, a hopeless romantic or just looking for a few giggles, TWENTY GUYS YOU DATE IN YOUR TWENTIES will delight you with her silly dating stories (and the actual guys reactions years later!) quizzes and games, and even advice from experts.⁣⁣
⁣⁣
It’s a humorous, relatable collection that’s chock full of snark and hilarity, that you definitely should consider swiping right on!⁣⁣
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Reviewed in the United States on March 29, 2023
If you are in your 20s, read it. If not leave it.... It will just bring back bad memories....I am 50 and happily married. I found this book exhausting.
Reviewed in the United States on June 28, 2020
This book is hilarious! I saw the author’s interview on TV and knew I had to get this for my daughter who is in her early 20’s.

As she reads it, she has sent me screenshots of relevant or funny parts. I’ve shared a few stories with her too. As I have also dated some of the examples in the book when I was her age.

Fun read plus I feel makes single gals feel better about not settling. ❤️
Reviewed in the United States on January 8, 2021
Do you like to laugh? Love girl talk? Can't get enough when it comes to relationship gossip? If you answered "Yes!", this book is for you! Conti delivers funny anecdotes, cringe worthy moments we all can relate to, and serves up relationship advice with style. The layout of this book looks like a dreamy magazine spread and the quizzes take a page right out of Cosmopolitan. Entertaining is an understatement!
Reviewed in the United States on August 21, 2020
This book is genius! I read this book all in one sitting because I could not put it down. This book is smart, hilarious, and very entertaining. I really was able to reflect on every idiot I’ve dated. It’s nice to know I’m not alone. It should be made into a movie. It’s the “How to lose a guy in 10 days” or the “He’s Not That Into You” of 2020.

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Maria Ortega
5.0 out of 5 stars You’re in your Twenties?
Reviewed in Canada on March 10, 2021
It was a very fun read. It distracted me about being sad about my ex but also made me see the different sides of stories, especially when it comes from dating guys in your twenties. If you’re in your twenties, give this book a read. It’s quick, fun & spontaneous!
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Reviewed in Italy on August 23, 2022
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